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Every time my life gets even the slightest bit better, it’s like it does a backflip and I’m pushed 8 steps back.

IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN’S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW

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I will let you know if I discover anything.

cRYING 

I just realized that 42 seconds into 4:23 pm on August 4, 2015, that will be the only moment in our lifetime where the date is all of The Numbers from Lost in order: 4/8/15, 16:23:42

princessofawkwardness: 1-155 c: hahaha

  • 1: Full name Ashley Michelle
  • 2: Age 19
  • 3: 3 Fears Being alone, spiders, and disappointing others.
  • 4: 3 things I love My dog, the people who I’m close to, and white rice
  • 5: 4 turn ons Neck kissing, touching my hips/lower back, cooking me food, and being cute.
  • 6: 4 turns off Bad breath, being pessimistic, shyness, and not being cute.
  • 7: My best friend hmm okay I guess Maggie, but I love Kristen too.
  • 8: Sexual orientation Straight
  • 9: My best first date I don’t know about first date but when we went to the park and played on the swing and flew kites.
  • 10: How tall am I 5’9”
  • 11: What do I miss Having someone to love
  • 12: What time were I born 3:04 PM
  • 13: Favourite color Yellow
  • 14: Do I have a crush hmm not really i guess
  • 15: Favourite quote No
  • 16: Favourite place The park
  • 17: Favourite food It’s a toss up between white rice and grapefruits
  • 18: Do I use sarcasm absolutely
  • 19: What am I listening to right now The TV
  • 20: First thing I notice in new person Their attitudes
  • 21: Shoe size 10
  • 22: Eye color Blue/green
  • 23: Hair color light brownish
  • 24: Favourite style of clothing Uhh my own
  • 25: Ever done a prank call? Yes
  • 27: Meaning behind my URL That I have good and bad memories and I think about them all the time and sometimes it makes me really sad or happy.
  • 28: Favourite movie The Lion King
  • 29: Favourite song It’s impossible to choose one
  • 30: Favourite band I don’t have one
  • 31: How I feel right now indifferent
  • 32: Someone I love My mommy
  • 33: My current relationship status Single
  • 34: My relationship with my parents Shakey
  • 35: Favourite holiday Halloween
  • 36: Tattoos and piercing i have piercings in my ears
  • 37: Tattoos and piercing i want I want a tattoo on my foot but needles/:
  • 38: The reason I joined Tumblr Maggie asked me too
  • 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?I don’t hate him, I do not know how he feels about me
  • 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? No
  • 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? uhm I don’t think so. :o
  • 42: When did I last hold hands? I have no idea
  • 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Usually about 30 minutes
  • 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yes
  • 45: Where am I right now? In the den
  • 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Probably no one
  • 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Depends on where I’m at
  • 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? For now
  • 49: Am I excited for anything? My new job!
  • 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No
  • 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? More than I should have to
  • 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Yesterday
  • 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I would walk away
  • 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yes
  • 55: What is something I disliked about today? It was very boring
  • 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? I don’t know
  • 57: What do I think about most? My life
  • 58: What’s my strangest talent? i FED A GIRAFFE ONE TIME
  • 59: Do I have any strange phobias? I don’t like putting my mouth all the way around forks and spoons unless they are plastic
  • 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind
  • 61: What was the last lie I told? That I didn’t have any dirty white clothes
  • 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting
  • 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? No
  • 64: Do I believe in magic? No
  • 65: Do I believe in luck? No
  • 66: What’s the weather like right now? Humid and gross
  • 67: What was the last book I’ve read? I don’t remember
  • 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? No
  • 69: Do I have any nicknames? Ushley, Spashley
  • 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I cut my finger in half and had to have stitches
  • 71: Do I spend money or save it? Depends on my mood
  • 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Yes
  • 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? A pot and a blanket
  • 74: Favourite animal? Giraffes
  • 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping
  • 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? I don’t know
  • 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Probably something by Taylor Swift
  • 78: How can you win my heart? Be honest and adventerous
  • 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Something nice
  • 80: What is my favorite word? Okay
  • 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr The ones who read this
  • 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? I would probably run away and hide because I’m shy
  • 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yes
  • 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Either mind reading or flying. I can’t choose
  • 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?  I’m not afraid to answer anything
  • 86: What is my current desktop picture? Some weird watercolor looking thing
  • 87: Had sex? No
  • 88: Bought condoms? Yes
  • 89: Gotten pregnant? No
  • 90: Failed a class?  No
  • 91: Kissed a boy? Yes
  • 92: Kissed a girl? Yes
  • 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? No
  • 94: Had job? Yes
  • 95: Left the house without my wallet? Yes
  • 96: Bullied someone on the internet? No
  • 97: Had sex in public? No
  • 98: Played on a sports team? Yes
  • 99: Smoked weed? No
  • 100: Did drugs? No
  • 101: Smoked cigarettes? Yes
  • 102: Drank alcohol? Yes
  • 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No
  • 104: Been overweight? Yes
  • 105: Been underweight? Yes
  • 106: Been to a wedding? Yes
  • 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Probably
  • 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Netflix?
  • 109: Been outside my home country? No
  • 110: Gotten my heart broken? Yes
  • 111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes
  • 112: Broken a bone? No
  • 113: Cut myself? Yes
  • 114: Been to prom? Yes
  • 115: Been in airplane? Yes
  • 116: Fly by helicopter? No
  • 117: What concerts have I been to? None
  • 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No
  • 119: Learned another language? yes
  • 120: Wore make up? Yes
  • 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? No
  • 122: Had oral sex? No
  • 123: Dyed my hair? Yes
  • 124: Voted in a presidential election? Yes
  • 125: Rode in an ambulance? No
  • 126: Had a surgery? No
  • 127: Met someone famous? Yes
  • 128: Stalked someone on a social network? No
  • 129: Peed outside? Yes
  • 130: Been fishing? Yes
  • 131: Helped with charity? Yes
  • 132: Been rejected by a crush? Yes
  • 133: Broken a mirror? Yes
  • 134: What do I want for birthday? I haven’t thought about it
  • 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2-3, I don’t know about names
  • 136: Was I named after anyone? My dad, Michelle/Michael
  • 137: Do I like my handwriting? Yes
  • 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? A remote control dog you could walk. 
  • 139: Favourite Tv Show? House and Dance Moms
  • 140: Where do I want to live when older? Somewhere cold
  • 141: Play any musical instrument? Clarinet
  • 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? There 2 dips on my leg I got from shaving
  • 143: Favourite pizza toping? Cheese
  • 144: Am I afraid of the dark? Not unless I’m in a strange place
  • 145: Am I afraid of heights? A little
  • 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Yes
  • 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Of course
  • 148: What I’m really bad at Lying
  • 149: What my greatest achievments are I guess making it this far in my life
  • 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me I’m not going to say
  • 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery Pay for school
  • 152: What do I like about myself My optimism
  • 153: My closest Tumblr friend Maggie
  • 154: Something I fantasise about My past
  • 155: Any question you’d like? ?